I receive an awful lot of sex toys from companies hoping I’ll review theirs in Penthouse Forum. Some of them go on the website, some in the magazine, and some languish in the back closet until Porno Xmas, when I give away all the swag to my fabulous friends and coworkers. Duplicate toys—-or really funky/funny/pretty ones—-end up on display on my desk or crowding the bookshelves in my apartment. There’s an Awesome Blossom (new and unused, obviously) sitting on my desk. It’s that pretty.