Part of my day job is to review sex toys. After five years in the porn business, I’ve pretty much seen it all. Vibrators, dildos, rubber pussies, fetish feet, crops, floggers…. You name it, it’s probably crossed my desk at some point. But when I was asked to write about this condom box for Penthouse, I had to admit that it was new to me. Cardboard Trojan boxes I’d seen. Even plastic boxes. But a metal box that would neatly dispense one condom at a time while looking perfectly at home on your nightstand? It made my medicine cabinet seem so outdated.